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Hot cup of crazy: Kevin Dujan

“If you’ve ever known anyone who is a drug addict, you’d see it’s obvious that Barack Obama was high on cocaine the night of Benghazi; it is the only logical explanation for his disappearance and the White House’s refusal to comment on what he was doing at the time.  Since this was a night of great crisis for our country, the only logical reason that the White House won’t explain where the president was is if this man was high as a kite on illegal narcotics at the time. He reappeared again the next day, briefly, before jetting off to fabulous Las Vegas for a fun-and-games fundraiser event he had scheduled there (where, it also should be noted, not only Chippendales but also Thunder From Down Under male revues are regularly held.)” – gay conservative blogger Kevin DuJan

Now, first of all, I gotta say: “the ONLY logical explanation for his disappearance?” Umm, it was the middle of the night.  What did you want, Kevin?  For the President to go on national TV and talk about something he didn’t have all the facts for? SRSLY?

And second: what’s wrong with the Chippendales?  Now, the Chippendales are a bad thing?

And you think folks won’t date you because you’re a conservative?  I got a news flash for you – folks don’t wanna date ‘crazy.’  Case closed.

Seriously, man.  You are one hot cup of crazy.

(h/t JMG)

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Video: Reese Witherspoon to cop – “Do you know my name?”

TMZ has posted the dashcam video of Reese Witherspoon’s now famous arrest during a traffic stop last month.

Reese got in the officer’s face and annoyed him to the point that he arrested her for disorderly conduct. Here are some of Reese’s quotes during the incident:

Reese: “Do you know my name sir?”
Officer: “Don’t need to know.”
Reese “You don’t NEED to know my name?”
Officer: “Not quite yet.”
Reese: “YOU’RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT WHO I AM!”

Reese: “I have done nothing against the law.”
Officer: “Yes you did, you didn’t obey my orders.”
Reese: “I HAVE TO OBEY YOUR ORDERS??”

Reese: “I’m now being arrested and handcuffed??”

Reese: “I’m an American citizen … I’m allowed to stand on American ground.”

Reese: “You better not arrest me.”

Reese: “I’m being anti-American?”
Officer: “Yes, please sit down.”
Reese: “Wow!”

Reese: “You’re harassing me as an American citizen”

And the best line — “I’m obstructing your justice?”

Reese Witherspoon eventually issued an apology:

“I clearly had one drink too many and I am deeply embarrassed about the things I said. It was definitely a scary situation and I was frightened for my husband, but that is no excuse. I was disrespectful to the officer who was just doing his job. The words I used that night definitely do not reflect who I am. I have nothing but respect for the police and I’m very sorry for my behavior.”