Chris Meloni On His Swag: ‘Sure, I’m A Zaddy’

'Law & Order' star Chris Meloni
'Law & Order' star Chris Meloni
‘Law & Order’ star Chris Meloni (image via Instagram)

Former Law & Order: SVU star Chris Meloni (now in his own franchise spin-off Law & Order: Organized Crime) has long been on our radar not only for his obvious ‘daddydom’ but that bootylicious backside.

And the fun part of it all is Meloni (and his wicked sense of humor) is totally down with us noticing those marvelous melons.

In a new feature with Interview Magazine, Meloni addresses several topics head-on including how those gonzo glutes came to be.

“This is what has happened,” says Meloni. “I’ve been blessed with glutes that have an attractive shape. But I have a trainer, and we’re going through bodybuilding phases, and where everyone kind of caught me was that I’d been preparing for one year in a very high-intensity weight training program that actually focused on legs.”

Our man Meloni added, “So I guess you could argue that the glute-peeping public are now reaping the benefits of all that hard work.”

Yes. Definitely count us as the ‘gluten-peeping public’ and we publicly applaud the hard work. And Meloni’s sassy Twitter responses are the icing on those ‘cakes.’

Interview also queries our hero on if he really is the ‘zaddy’ we see him to be. (The Urban Dictionary defines zaddy as a “handsome, fashionable, sexy man with swag.”

True to form, Meloni is straight-up on the label: “I’ve been called that a lot, and who am I to argue with it? Sure, I’m a zaddy.”


Interview also features Meloni in a retro-style photoshoot capturing some tongue-in-cheek workout pics while he addresses other topics like his ‘favorite tool in the house’ and more.

While we’re here, for a little #FBF action, let’s peruse just a bit of Meloni’s social media where he puts some of that swag on display. #BestButtInPrimeTime

News Round-Up: April 9, 2021

The cast of the hit movie Magic Mike
The cast of the hit movie Magic Mike
The cast of the original Magic Mike movie

Some news items you might have missed:

Socialite Life: The producers behind the Magic Mike films and live shows have announced an HBO Max series that will feature a group of men who have ‘lost their magic.’ The series will follow along as they transform into real-life Magic Mikes. Souls will be bared, bodies will evolve and “spectacular routines” will be learned.

Out: Demi Lovato and the cast of GLEE reunited for a moving video tribute to their late friend and castmate, Naya Rivera, at the GLAAD Media Awards last night.

The Hill: The House Ethics Committee announced it is opening an investigation into embattled GOP Rep. Matt Gaetz (Fla.) on Friday following allegations of illegal drug use and sharing nude photos of young women with his colleagues on the House floor.

Kenneth-in-the-212: Don’t miss Kenneth’s round-up of the latest in LGBTQ publications like the latest issue of Rage Magazine (below).
The cover of the latest issue of Rage Magazine
New York Times: President Biden has ordered a 180-day study that will explore adding seats to the Supreme Court or setting term limits for justices.

Twitter: When a photo showcasing the beefy butt of Law & Order: Organized Crime star Chris Meloni went viral (for obvious reasons), Meloni proved he’s a champ by owning up to his ass-ets.

No Baseball Butt For Weeks – MLB Postpones Opening Day

No baseball butt until at least May as Major League Baseball has postponed opening day due to coronavirus guidance that recommends limiting events of more than 50 people for the next 8 weeks.

Baseball Commissioner Rob Manfred issued the announcement after discussing the issue with officials with all 30 teams.

“The opening of the 2020 regular season will be pushed back in accordance with that guidance,” read the statement. “The clubs remain committed to playing as many games as possible when the season begins.”

Opening day had been scheduled for March 26.

Last Thursday, MLB hit pause in regard to the rest of the spring training schedule.

Quote of the day: Chris Meloni – “The people have spoken. My ass won”

Chris Meloni says “the people have spoken – my ass won.”

Who am I to disagree?

In his recent interview at The Daily Beast, Chris covers his recent and upcoming work plus his departure from Law & Order: SVU.  But, when you have the “best butt in primetime,” you know the subject is going to come up:

“I’m tired of explaining my ass to people and how it got started. [Laughs] Fuckin’ Rachael Harris lit the fuse. Maybe I fanned the flames by a tweet or two, so I’ve got nothing more to say about that. It’s official. The people have spoken. I don’t want a coup over my ass. My ass rules, leave it be. Deal with it. Obama won, as did my ass. My ass won. Which means the American people won.”

In truth, it may have been more than a “tweet or two” but no one is complaining.  More please.

(h/t Queerty)