The Mooch To John Bolton: ‘Welcome To Life Under The Bus’

Anthony Scaramucci (screen capture)

Donald Trump’s former White House Communications Director (for 11 days) Anthony Scaramucci pens a new op-ed in the Washington Post adorned with the headline, “Hey John Bolton, welcome to life under the bus!”

President Trump’s White House has launched another disinformation campaign against a former staffer. This time, John Bolton, the last national security adviser, is the target, thanks to revelations from his unpublished book.

Trump said Monday that Bolton’s claim about withholding aid to Ukraine in a quid pro quo “was only to sell a book.” The president later added Bolton “begged” him for a job and proffered advice that would have led to “World War Six by now.” But he still hired Bolton.

I know what Bolton is going through very well because Trump did the same to me. After I criticized him, the president started calling me a “nut job” and said I “wheedled” my way into his campaign.


I, for one, never felt more alive than when the president of the United States called me an “unstable nutjob” on Twitter. His bullying and intimidating methods have frozen many in his party, but when I began receiving them myself, I realized I was finally free. Bolton might learn that speaking the truth is the best method of recovery for Trump Employment Syndrome.

Trump & Mooch Continue Twitter War

L-R Donald Trump, Anthony Scaramucci

Boom: “Scaramucci, who like so many others had nothing to do with my Election victory, is only upset that I didn’t want him back in the Administration (where he desperately wanted to be). Also, I seldom had time to return his many calls to me. He just wanted to be on TV!”

Bam: “You are losing your fastball— very weak troll. Bullying is the most anti-American thing in our culture and it is emanating from the Oval Office. Many have called and are willing to work on a necessary replacement. Time to call in a good relief pitcher.”

Mooch is getting sassy…LOL

Trump Turns On The Mooch

Donald Trump, who briefly hired Anthony Scaramucci as his White House communications director for 11 days in 2017, has turned on his former friend and employee after Scaramucci made less-than-praise worthy comments during news show appearances.
L-R Donald Trump, Anthony Scaramucci

Donald Trump, who briefly hired Anthony Scaramucci as his White House communications director for 11 days in 2017, has turned on his former friend and employee after Scaramucci made less-than-praise worthy comments during news show appearances.

After a Twitter attack from the Donald, Mooch responded saying that Trump “eventually turns on everyone” and soon it will be “the entire country.”

Scaramucci: Trump Should Have Said ‘White Supremacist’ Sooner

The record holder for shortest term as White House Communications Director, Anthony “The Mooch” Scaramucci, appeared on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert to offer his insights on the current “alt-right” situation in the West Wing.

“The Mooch” told Colbert that if it were up to him presidential strategist (and “white nationalist”) Steve Bannon would be cut loose, but added, “It’s not up to me.”

Scaramucci also underscored his belief that while Trump is a “compassionate” man, Scaramucci feels the president should have spoken out more forcefully (and sooner) regarding the recent white supremacist violence in Charlottesville, Virginia.

Watch below.

Anthony Scaramucci Sees Himself As The “Monica Lewinsky” Of Trump Administration

Anthony “The Mooch” Scaramucci

Anthony Scaramucci, who you may remember (it was so quick) spent a few days as the White House Communications director last month, tweeted the bizarre message below comparing New Yorker Magazine reporter Ryan Lizza to Clinton/Lewinsky scandal leaker Linda Tripp:

Of course, the odd thing about this is Tripp secretly taped her conversations with Monica Lewinsky regarding President Clinton. Scaramucci called Lizza and knew he was being recorded, yet kept yapping obscenities about folks in the White House.

And if Lizza is the “Linda Tripp” of this analogy, doesn’t that mean “Mooch” is Lewinsky? And we all know why she’s famous, right?

Note – New York and Washington D.C. are “one-party consent” jurisdictions, which means that it is legal for anyone on a phone call to record the conversation.

The Twitterverse was happy to jump in:

Randy Rainbow Trolls Anthony Scaramucci – “Sychophant Italiano”

Man, Randy Rainbow is FAST!

Just a day after Anthony Scaramucci was summarily dismissed from his 10-day stint at White House Communications Director, Randy offers his video farewell to the Mooch, via Nine the Musical: “Sychophant Italiano.”

And for all you who have been emailing Randy about “Bohemian Rhapsody,” there’s a message in this for you 😉

The Mooch Is Loose – “Cut Loose” As White House Comm Director


According to the New York Times, the removal comes at the request of newly-installed Chief of Staff John F. Kelly:

President Trump has decided to remove Anthony Scaramucci from his position as communications director, three people close to the decision said Monday, relieving him just days after Mr. Scaramucci unloaded a crude verbal tirade against other senior members of the president’s senior staff.

Mr. Scaramucci’s abrupt removal came just 10 days after the wealthy New York financier was brought on to the West Wing staff, a move that convulsed an already chaotic White House and led to the departures of Sean Spicer, the former press secretary, and Reince Priebus, the president’s first chief of staff.

The decision to remove Mr. Scaramucci, who had boasted about reporting directly to the president not the chief of staff, John F. Kelly, came at Mr. Kelly’s request, the people said. Mr. Kelly made clear to members of the White House staff at a meeting Monday morning that he is in charge.

It was not clear whether Mr. Scaramucci will remain employed at the White House in another position or will leave altogether.

CNN adds that Kelly asked for Scaramucci to be removed as the communications director because he did not think he was “disciplined” and had “burned his credibility.”

Scaramucci reportedly missed the birth of his son last week to have dinner with President Trump. The Mooch texted congrats to his wife.

But remember – “no WH chaos!:”

Scaramucci Scolds Press On Divorce Reports: “Who In The Media Has Class And Who Doesn’t?”

Anthony “The Mooch” Scaramucci

This is rich.

Responding to press reports his wife filed for divorce citing his “naked political ambition,” White House Communications Director Anthony “The Mooch” Scaramucci took to Twitter to school the media for reporting the news.

Tweets the Mooch, “Family does not need to be drawn into this. Soon we will learn who in the media has class and who doesn’t. No further comments on this.”

The man who accused a coworker of “sucking his own c*ck” in an interview with the New Yorker is now deciding who does and doesn’t have class???

WH Comm Dir Anthony Scaramucci’s Wife Files For Divorce Citing His “Naked Ambition”

Anthony Scaramucci

According to the, the wife of newly-installed White House Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci has filed for divorce citing his “naked ambition” and desire to get close to Donald Trump.

Deidre Ball, who worked as a vice president in investor relations for SkyBridge Capital, the firm he founded in 2005 and sold to ascend to the White House, has filed for divorce from “The Mooch” after three years of marriage after getting fed up with his ruthless quest to get close to President Trump, whom she despises.

One source told Page Six, “Deidre has left him and has filed for divorce. She liked the nice Wall Street life and their home on Long Island, not the insane world of D.C. She is tired of his naked ambition, which is so enormous that it left her at her wits’ end. She has left him even though they have two children together.”

Scaramucci and Ball, 38, began dating in 2011 and are believed to have married in 2014.

Scaramucci appeared to be confirming the rumor tweeting this in the last hour:

He has since removed this tweet from his feed: