In this week’s podcast: • A new study shows having an older brother could increase the odds of being gay • Canadian Idol alum Gary Beals comes out and a drops new single, “Me for Me” • Virtual dance parties online help to alleviate stress during the ongoing health crisis. LInk – www.instagram.com/mkik808/ • Talking about the coronavirus pandemic, certain risk factors for LGBTQ people in particular, and where dating apps fall in all this. GLMA provides a directory for welcoming providers here: www.glma.org/index.cfm?fuseacti…iewPage&PageID=939 The Human Rights Campaign has a list of LGBTQ-friendly medical centers and hospitals here: www.hrc.org/hei/search All that and more in this episode of The Randy Report
Watch Broadway Stars Perform LIVE From Home Today
Don’t forget to hit the play button below at 7pm ET/4pm PT today for the return of The Rosie O’Donnell Show LIVE! as she hosts a star-studded array of Broadway’s finest performing from their homes. The event will serve as a fund-raiser for The Actor’s Fund, which fosters stability and resiliency, and provides a safety net for performing arts and entertainment professionals over their lifespan. According to Broadway.com, the special program will feature performances and appearances by some of the biggest names in entertainment, all participating live from the comfort of their own homes, including Sebastian Arcelus, Skylar Astin, Beth Behrs, Nate Berkus, Stephanie J. Block, Matthew Broderick, Tituss Burgess, Norbert Leo Butz, Kristin Chenoweth, Gavin Creel, Darren Criss, Gloria Estefan, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Harvey Fierstein, David Foster, Morgan Freeman, Neil Patrick Harris, Megan Hilty, Lorin Latarro, Judith Light, Barry Manilow, Rob McClure, Audra McDonald, Katharine McPhee, Alan Menken, Idina Menzel, Brian Stokes Mitchell, Kelli O’Hara, Sarah Jessica Parker, Lauren Patten, Ben Platt, Billy Porter, Randy Rainbow, Andrew Rannells, Chita Rivera, Seth Rudetsky, Miranda Sings, Jordin Sparks, Ben Vereen, Adrienne Warren, James Wesley and more.
Madonna’s Mega-Hit ‘Vogue’ Turns 30
Hard to believe, but Madonna’s monster hit, “Vogue,” turns 30 this week. From my Instinct Magazine colleague Michael Cook:
Behind the scenes, Vogue was the highlight of her musical partnership with musical impresario and legendary musical architect Shep Pettibone. After remixing several of her other tracks, Pettibone was approached to create a brand new song for the Material Girl.
With vocals that he recalls Madonna laying down as “efficient” (with Madonna rapidly tracking all the verse and chorus vocals in order, in single takes). It was Pettibone that suggested the idea of a rap to fill the middle eight portion of the track. He suggested name-checking classic film stars, so he and Madonna came up with a list of names, recording it immediately. Pettibone also came up with the vocal coda (“Ooooh, you’ve got to, let your body move to the music”).
Madonna then returned to Los Angeles & Pettibone added both piano and altered the bassline to fit the vocals. Pettibone and Madonna continued an ultra-successful partnership through several songs (including “Rescue Me”) culminating in the critically acclaimed and Golden Globe-nominated ballad “This Used To Be My Playground.”
Say what you will, but if you’re out at a club and “Vogue” comes out of the sound system, the floor is about to fill up.
Look around, everywhere you turn is heartache / It’s everywhere that you go (look around) You try everything you can to escape / The pain of life that you know (life that you know) When all else fails and you long to be / Something better than you are today I know a place where you can get away / It’s called the dance floor, and here’s what it’s for
Trumper Buys All Paper Towels & Toilet Paper From Dollar Store, Promises To Sell It For Double
A Trump supporter was caught on video loading up her truck after clearing out all the toilet paper, paper towels and paper napkins from a Dollar Tree store in Pompano Beach, Florida. The short video, shot by another customer at the store, shows the woman loading several huge boxes onto the back of a truck. In the clip, you can hear the woman recording the scene ask, “I hope you’re not like going to go sell it to other people. Don’t worry you’ll see her on the street corner selling it for double in a minute.” “That’s exactly what I’m going to do,” replies the woman who purchased the products. “I bet you she likes Donald Trump too,” says the woman recording the video to which the purchaser begins yelling, “Donald Trump! Go, Donald Trump!” Is anyone surprised? Show of hands – anyone? Yeah, I didn’t think so. The video in Brian Tyler Cohen’s tweet has been viewed 3.4 million times. Needless to say, the Twitterverse wasn’t exactly thrilled with Toilet Paper Tammy.
So this woman not only buys out a local Dollar Tree of every single box of paper towels, napkins, and toilet paper so that no one else can buy any, but caps it off with this:
"Donald Trump! Go Donald Trump!" pic.twitter.com/45u2yIjVdQ
— Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen) March 21, 2020
Asymptomatic Sen. Rand Paul Tests Positive For COVID-19

“Senator Rand Paul has tested positive for COVID-19,” Paul’s account tweeted. “He is feeling fine and is in quarantine. He is asymptomatic and was tested out of an abundance of caution due to his extensive travel and events. He was not aware of any direct contact with any infected person.”
“He expects to be back in the Senate after his quarantine period ends and will continue to work for the people of Kentucky at this difficult time,” the thread continued. “Ten days ago, our D.C. office began operating remotely, hence virtually no staff has had contact with Senator Rand Paul.”
Paul is the third member of Congress to announce a positive test for coronavirus, following Reps. Mario Diaz-Balart, R-Fla., and Ben McAdams, D-Utah. Several Republican lawmakers also self-quarantined earlier this month after learned they had interacted with someone who tested positive for the virus at the Conservative Political Action Conference.
Some might note the irony that Paul was the only senator to vote against a bipartisan $8 billion deal to provide emergency coronavirus funding earlier this month. Earlier this week, I reported that Walking Dead actor Daniel Newman developed symptoms, knew he’d been exposed to the coronavirus, went to the ER and was told (after ringing up a bill for $9,000+) that his test couldn’t be “processed” because he wasn’t a senior citizen or traveled recently in China or Italy. How did an asymptomatic U.S. senator get tested if Newman and others couldn’t? Of course, we know the answer to that question.
Senator Rand Paul has tested positive for COVID-19. He is feeling fine and is in quarantine. He is asymptomatic and was tested out of an abundance of caution due to his extensive travel and events. He was not aware of any direct contact with any infected person.
— Senator Rand Paul (@RandPaul) March 22, 2020
big concerns in Senate gop ranks about @RandPaul’s positive test for coronavirus and what it means for everyone else. Rand was in lunches w his colleagues. Jerry Moran said at lunch today that Paul was at the gym this AM swimming. Paul got the results late this am and left.
— Jake Sherman (@JakeSherman) March 22, 2020
Sen. Rand Paul has been sitting with GOP senators at lunches and meetings every day. And per CNN, he was at the Senate gym this morning! I think a lot of GOP senators are going to have to isolate right now.
— Michelangelo Signorile (@MSignorile) March 22, 2020
So Rand Paul can get a test without symptoms, but the rest of us peasants cant? #RandPaulPositiveCovid19.
— Professional Student, JD, LLM ⚖️🍷📚🎼 (@somebodystop_me) March 22, 2020
Why did he get tested if he is asymptotic but the common Americans can not get a test even if they are showing symptoms!
— Maureen Vaughn (@MaureenDeniseV) March 22, 2020
Economy Roiled By Health Threat, But Some Companies Looking To Hire
From the New York Times:
The volume of food and paper products passing through a warehouse just outside Los Angeles is up 30 percent from the same time a year ago.
Pizza deliveries are surging as people around the country hunker down. Medical product manufacturers are racing to help hospitals lacking critical equipment needed to diagnose and treat Covid-19, the disease caused by the novel coronavirus.
Millions of people lost jobs or saw their wages severely curtailed last week as many companies shut down or cut back on operations. But the pandemic has also created a spike in demand for critical products and services, causing some of America’s biggest employers to scramble to try to hire workers.
On Thursday, Walmart, the nation’s largest employer, said it was looking to hire 150,000 additional employees through the end of May.
The grocery chain Kroger is hiring 10,000 people across its stores and distribution centers. Amazon is also planning to hire 100,000 additional people to keep up with the crush of online orders.
While the casinos here in Las Vegas are closed, I did see several of the large grocery stores have “Hiring” signs up. I know these may not be some people’s “chosen careers,” but if a family needs an income, at least there are a few opportunities to earn a living.
Randy Rainbow Parody Goes The “Social Distance”
As Randy Rainbow interviews “Vice President and dance captain of the coronavirus task force Mike Pence,” his thoughts turn to the COVID-19 road ahead. Riffing on the Alan Menken/David Zippel tune “Go the Distance” from the Disney animated feature Hercules, Randy reassures us we CAN “Social Distance.”
Daily Dog: When Bear Wants Breakfast
Our dogs have always been early risers. This is Bear asking for breakfast at 6AM… https://youtu.be/Dv7r2jcSmUU
FDA Approves ‘Quick Result’ Coronavirus Test
The Washington Post reports the FDA has approved a new “rapid result” coronavirus test that can deliver results in 45 minutes.
The FDA granted “emergency use authorization” to Cepheid, a California company that makes a rapid molecular test for the coronavirus. Getting results in 45 minutes would be far quicker than the current situation in which tests typically are sent to central reference labs that can take days to deliver results.
The FDA authorization covers “patient care settings,” including doctors’ offices, but initially will be used primarily by hospitals and emergency departments, the company said.
The specimen can be collected either by a nasal swab or by a saline wash using a small catheter. Neither is particularly comfortable, but the advantage of the wash is that it doesn’t require swabs, which are in short supply.
Full Ground Stop At All NYC Area Airports Due To Staffing Shortages

The halt was lifted after about 30 minutes. Initially, air traffic controllers were warned it could last several hours.
Apparently someone in the regional New York center for air traffic control tested positive, so the FAA shut it down. Inbound flights are being diverted and take-offs have been canceled. From CBNC:
Air traffic into major New York City-area airports was halted on Saturday, the Federal Aviation Administration said, as coronavirus continues to cause staffing issues at FAA facilities around the country.
Here’s the full advisory. There’s a temporary ground stop while the FAA figures out what to do with staffing at the New York TRACON. pic.twitter.com/5Zb0ZLB2QB
— Marcus J. DiPaola (@marcusdipaola) March 21, 2020