Tony The Tiger Tells Twitter To Tone It Down

It looks like the poor person who handles Kellogg’s “Tony The Tiger” Twitter account had to tell folks to chill when folks from the “furry” community wouldn’t stop sending the account anthropomorphic animal porn.

The definition of the term “furry” is contested, even among furries themselves, but it usually refers to the fandom of people who identify with, roleplay as, and usually wear fursuits to mimic, anthropomorphised cartoon animals. It’s not a sex thing. At least, it’s not always a sex thing. Basically, if the suave Disney version of Robin Hood – who is a literal fox – spoke to you on a romantic level, you may appreciate where they’re coming from.

Of course, as an anthropomorphised cartoon animal, Tony the Tiger is the daddy of all furries, and so there’s a fair amount of artwork featuring him. This artwork is not always safe for work. It also seems fair to assume that Kellogg’s does not want its brand to be associated with – say – a picture of an extremely muscly Tony, naked save for his neckerchief, masturbating on an exercise bench.

So three days ago Kellogg’s started blocking the furries en masse. Even ones who weren’t posting porn. Even, it seems, ones who hadn’t even said anything to Tony on Twitter.

Some furries gave up tweeting at Tony and found a new hero. Where Tony the Tiger was apparently hostile to their fandom, Chester Cheetah, the anthropomorphic mascot of the Cheetos brand of cheese-esque cornmeal puffs, was much more welcoming, and ended up straight-up flirting with them:

(h/t JMG)

Iowa: Hillary Clinton Up 5 Points Over Bernie Sanders In New Monmouth University Poll

From CNN:

Hillary Clinton holds an edge over Bernie Sanders in the Democratic presidential race among likely Democratic caucus-goers, according to a new Iowa poll.

Clinton has 47% support compared to Sanders’ 42%, according to a Monmouth University survey released Thursday. Former Maryland Gov. Martin O’Malley comes in third with 6% support.

News Round-Up: January 28, 2016

Some news stories you may have missed:

• Abe Vigoda, who played the lovable “Detective Fish” on Barney Miller, passed away at the age of 94.

• President Obama met with Democratic White House hopeful Sen. Bernie Sanders in an effort to show no endorsement has been made by Obama between Sanders and Hillary Clinton.

• However, President Obama DOES think Hillary Clinton is facing “unfair” scrutiny this primary season.

• The nominees for the 2016 GLAAD Media Awards, which recognize and honor media for their fair, accurate and inclusive representations of the LGBT community, have been announced.

• Hawaiian lawmakers have introduced legislation to ban so-called “conversion therapy” for minors.

• “Bundy militia” leader Ammon Bundy to his fellow domestic terrorists: “Please stand down. Go home and hug your families.”

• Fox News’ Bill O’Reilly urges Donald Trump to drop his boycott of tonight’s GOP debate: “Be the bigger man.”

I just like looking at him. Happy Thursday!

Iowa: New Poll Shows HIllary Clinton Leading Sen. Bernie Sanders By 3 Points

With only five days until the all-important Iowa caucus’s, a new NBC/Wall Street Journal poll shows former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton leading Sen. Bernie Sanders by a scant 3 points

Via The Hill:

A new poll shows Hillary Clinton and Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) running neck-and-neck among likely Democratic caucusgoers in Iowa. Clinton has 48 percent support, compared to Sanders’s 45 percent in the Hawkeye State, within the margin of error of the NBC News/Wall Street Journal/Marist poll.

Sanders widened his lead over the former secretary of State to 19 points in New Hampshire, however, adding 15 points from a similar poll earlier this month.

Clinton remains dominant in South Carolina with a 37-point lead over the Vermont senator, 64 to 27 percent.

Former Maryland Gov. Martin O’Malley hold the third spot in all three early voting states, pollsters also found, with 3 percent in Iowa, 2 percent in New Hampshire and 2 percent in South Carolina.

New “Reactions” Coming Soon To Facebook

Soon, you’ll be able to do more than just “Like” your Facebook friend’s posts. How much more? Huffington Post has the details:

The tech giant’s chief product officer Chris Cox confirmed in a Bloomberg report that it’s only a matter of weeks before Facebook users everywhere can hit the Reactions” icon.

Facebook announced last year that it would roll out “Reactions” buttons to accompany the familiar thumbs-up icon. Soon, there will be five emojis to represent “love,” “haha,” “sad,” “angry” and “wow.”

“Reactions” was first tested in Spain and Ireland in October. Then Facebook users in Chile, the Philippines, Portugal and Colombia got to try it. Soon, it will finally be available in the U.S. for the first time.

The company worked with sociologists to analyze the most common reactions across the social media platform to determine which emoji faces would make the cut. A spokesperson told Bloomberg that they decided to axe the planned sixth “yay” button, because “it was not universally understood.”

All of this comes out of Facebook users requests to be able to “dislike” something, like the passing of a friend’s pet or losing a job.

Note: you still won’t get the option to “dislike.”

Video: Gay Sex Commercial

Cute, creative, thoughtful, “outside the box” approach to how we perceive sex.

Surprisingly safe for viewing at work.

From the creators:

“F**K THE HATE! Sex can be new and exciting, adventurous and amazing. But sometimes sex can become a routine. We decided to break this routine again and make a commercial that promotes sex (and thinking) in a colorful way. The first ever ‪#Gay‬ Sex Commercial. We hope, we can give the ‪LGBT‬ community something to celebrate. Because sex is not just one pencil and one sharpener – there is so much more in between!!”

Three 18 Year Old Buds Are Ready For Donald Trump

These three 18-year-old bros – Brody Buck, Turner Eakins and Tate Moyer – are ready to throw down and bro out hard for Donald Trump.

Speaking to CNN, the three explain exactly why they believe completely in the Trumpster.

Says Brody (the brooding one), “In school we learned about how America was great, you know, a while ago or whatever. And I kinda want to live through that as an 18-year-old.”

And when it comes to The Donald’s non-traditional use of language (calling folks “losers”) or political correctness, Turner says, “Ordinary citizens say stuff like that and I wouldn’t say any of us are sexist for using those terms. If you take that away, then you lose the authenticity.”

Ok. So, to be “authentic” you have to be rude or a jerk.

Got it.

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