SNL’s
cold open last night featured Alec Baldwin’s “Donald Trump” checking in with Vice President Mike Pence (Beck Bennett) as he took shots at Senator Bob Corker and Secretary of State Rex Tillerson.
“We’re getting rid of everything Obama did. Healthcare, the Iran deal. We’re ripping out all of the vegetables in Michelle Obama’s garden and planting McNuggets.”
Trump: “Sen. Bob Corker is so small.
Crowd: “How small is he?”
Trump: “Bob Corker is so small a dermatologist found him on a mole.”
On Tillerson calling Trump a moron: “I took an IQ test and let me assure you it came back positive. It’s through the roof, and many of the clouds as well.”
Bennett’s “Pence” also accidentally attends a same-sex wedding. You can guess the results…
Watch below.
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