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Tweet Of The Day: Paul Rudnick On Kellyanne Conway
Comedy writer Paul Rudnick tweets about White House adviser Kellyanne Conway, “Kellyanne told Fox News, ‘I’m not a woman who feels sorry for herself”, while feeling sorry for herself. She added, “I’m also in the Cats movie as Grizabella’s friend who, after she dies, steals her collar and sucks up to Judi Dench. My cat name is Kibbleskeeve.'”
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Wait… what? For real…?
what the fuck, pic.twitter.com/iJqn1nYDf9— Davis. (@realdaveimboden) July 1, 2019
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I remember being close to their age in 1978.
God, the look in the kids’ eyes – the pain and confusion.
I’d be willing to bet a lot of the white kids seen in the beginning of this clip wear MAGA hats today.
Rosedale, Queens (1978). By the mid-1970s, Black middle-class families were moving into the all-white neighborhood. Tensions rose, even amongst children. Here’s a clip illustrating this tension. pic.twitter.com/u66FLwaeRo— SOLAECLIPSE®️ (@DrinkSolaPop) June 22, 2019
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Priceless.
Former Alabama Supreme Court Justice Roy Moore has announced he will run for the U.S. Senate again in 2020 and his spokesperson, Ted Crockett, chatted with CNN’s Jake Tapper about some of Moore’s controversial positions.
Among those – Moore’s belief that Muslims can’t serve in Congress (they can) because they can’t swear on a bible when being sworn in.
The law is that you can put your hand on anything when being sworn into office – a Christian bible, a Jewish bible, or a Quran (Muslim bible).
Check Crockett’s reaction when he gets schooled by Jake Tapper.
TAPPER: Roy Moore said he doesn’t think Muslims should be allowed to serve in Congress. Why?ROY MOORE SPOX TED CROCKETT: Because you have to swear on the Bible
TAPPER: You don’t actually have to swear on a Christian Bible
TED CROCKETT: … … 😲 pic.twitter.com/TC8i3LbOUE
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 20, 2019
Tweet Of The Day: Mars Is NOT Part Of The Moon
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The Twitterverse is scratching its head over a tweet from “Extremely Stable Genius” Donald Trump (I know, not really a rare occasion) in which he says the Moon is part of Mars.
Note: the Moon is definitely NOT a part of Mars.
“For all of the money we are spending, NASA should NOT be talking about going to the Moon – We did that 50 years ago. They should be focused on the much bigger things we are doing, including Mars (of which the Moon is a part), Defense and Science!”
For all of the money we are spending, NASA should NOT be talking about going to the Moon – We did that 50 years ago. They should be focused on the much bigger things we are doing, including Mars (of which the Moon is a part), Defense and Science!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 7, 2019
So this week Trump continued his feud with a dead man, picked a new one with Bette Midler, attacked a royal family member, said Ireland should build a wall on its border with N. Ireland, that he didn’t serve in Vietnam b/c it was far away, & the moon was part of Mars. Cool cool.— Matthew Miller (@matthewamiller) June 7, 2019
As JFK famously said, “We choose to go to the Moon not because it is easy, but because it is Mars”— Jason O. Gilbert (@gilbertjasono) June 7, 2019
I look forward to the news reporting on this: “Trump says that the Moon is a part of Mars. Some scientists disagree.” https://t.co/I5iEHnZN5k— Sasha Samberg-Champion (@ssamcham) June 7, 2019
OFFICIAL DNC STATEMENT:The moon is not part of Mars.
— DNC War Room (@DNCWarRoom) June 7, 2019
Everyone knows the moon is NOT mars. Largely this is because the moon is made of cheese and mars is made of chocolate.— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) June 7, 2019
Imagine right now it’s your job, your actual career, to type the words “Of course, the president knows the moon is not Mars”— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) June 7, 2019
Tweet Of The Day: A Loss & A Win At French Open
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Just a bit of humanity for you…
When tennis player Nicholas Mahut lost in the third round of the French Open last Friday, he became emotional holding back tears.
Then his son, Natanel, ran across the court to console his dad.
You maybe already saw this.
Tennis player Mahut losing at Roland Garros in front of his family, breaks down in tears.
His kid runs on court to hug him.
His opponent Mayer getting emotional.Father and son walk away hand in hand.
Losing, winning, living.pic.twitter.com/YOE3ohKVGJ
— Tancredi Palmeri (@tancredipalmeri) June 4, 2019
“I was really emotional to see him on the court. He comes on a win but also when I lose,” said Mahut, per Business Insider. “I have the comfort of my young boy. A lot of emotions. The tiredness of the match. My body was aching everywhere today. I finally, that match was over, and finally, he comes to comfort me.”
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Don’t ask me to explain, I just love this guy and this tweet.
Have a great day, and don’t spend too much time in your own head 😉
— dad (@lexnstuff) January 7, 2019
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If Rosemary's Baby was set at a Midwestern conversion therapy center, these would be the warm, welcoming satanists, having just returned from a Sears going-out-of-business sale pic.twitter.com/swWZjuoNd0— Paul Rudnick (@PaulRudnickNY) October 21, 2018
Tweet Of The Day: Hillary Clinton
At a campaign rally last night, Donald Trump told his minions that it was really Hillary Clinton who ‘colluded’ with Russians to affect the 2016 presidential election.
Hillary wasn’t having that nonsense…