Laugh Of The Day: Michelle Obama

First Lady Michelle Obama trolled GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump with a little “is this mic on” action while stumping for Hillary Clinton today.

Snork!

“I’ve watched her – when she gets knocked down, she doesn’t complain. She doesn’t cry fowl (tapping the microphone). NO, she gets right back up.”

You’ll recall the Trumpster blamed part of his poor performance at the first presidential debate on a ‘faulty mic,’ hinting that Hillary sabotaged him.

Smooth, Michelle, smooth.

Commercial: Tecate Beer Trolls Donald Trump With #TecateBeerWall

Riffing on Donald Trump’s infamous “wall,” Tecate Beer trolls Trump with their own idea for a wall.

A three foot high wall where folks can get together and have beers.

Note this “Trumpian” statement from Saatchi & Saatchi New York’s Chris Moreira:

“This is a tremendous idea for Tecate. It really is the best idea. We worked with the best clients and hired the best people to work on it. Only the best. It’s terrific.”

(h/t JoeMyGod)

Donald Trump Will Be Trolling The Democratic Debate On Twitter

Donald Trump tweets that he plans on trolling the Democratic debate on Twitter tonight.

He later congratulated himself on how “everyone’s talking” about his plan.

Lord, what an ego.

Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and current Dem front-runner Hillary Clinton trolled back a bit herself 🙂

Politico Trolls Donald Trump After His Latest Attack

Donald Trump attacks Politico on Twitter

Political news site Politico is currently the target du jour of Donald Trump attack’s on media he doesn’t like.

But the folks at Politico are trolling him right back with an article titled “The 199 Most Donald Trump Things Donald Trump Has Ever Said.”

Just a few choice bits:

• “I have black guys counting my money. … I hate it. The only guys I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes all day.” ( USA Today, May 20, 1991)

• “… she does have a very nice figure. I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.” (ABC’s “The View,” March 6, 2006)

• “If I get my name in the paper, if people pay attention, that’s what matters.” ( Donald Trump: Master Apprentice, 2005)

• “Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich.” (ABC’s “Good Morning America,” March 17, 2011)

(h/t JMG)

UK Man Trolls Anti-Gay Trolls At Chester Pride Festival

In a video posted to Vimeo Sunday, Dean Paton from Chester-based ‘heritage and education’ company Big Heritage decided on his own plan to handle anti-gay trolls who held signs protesting the Pride Festival in Chester, England.

He calmly took his place next to the haters holding sign with hate speech, then unrolled his own sign which read: “Homophobes are statistically more likely to be gay.”

Bravo, Dean!

(h/t Attitude)

Fox News Personalities Call Out Donald Trump For Trolling Megyn Kelly

Donald Trump clearly couldn’t resist renewing his attacks on Fox News channel primetime host Megyn Kelly as she returned from her sudden vacation, which happened on the heels of her GOP debate dustup a couple of weeks ago.

Trump even retweeted a supporter’s tweet calling Kelly a bimbo.

After all that, Kelly’s co-workers at Fox News are done with the classless and childish attacks. Check out just a few of the heavy-hitters from Fox complaining about the Donald.