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Shirtless Tongan Pita Taufatofua Is Back At The Olympic Games

“The hot, shirtless Tongan flagbearer from Rio is BACK!”
Pita Taufatofua became an overnight sensation five years ago when he marched shirtless and in a traditional Tongan outfit at the opening ceremonies in 2016 and 2018. He is back for #Tokyo2020. https://t.co/lSzzr8Lsf4 pic.twitter.com/bT2HlMoKhO — The New York Times (@nytimes) July 23, 2021
He’s here! 👀 Pita Taufatofua#Tokyo2020 | #UnitedByEmotion | #StrongerTogether | #Olympics pic.twitter.com/cxnjBs71EJ
— #Tokyo2020 (@Tokyo2020) July 23, 2021
Thank you Pita Taufatofua Thank you Tonga Thank you #Olympics Thank you #OpeningCeremony pic.twitter.com/H9ZYyF9Bhm
— Mr Adam R (@MrAdamR) July 23, 2021
There he is, the legend himself: #Tonga‘s Pita Taufatofua!#Tokyo2020 #OpeningCeremony pic.twitter.com/bxyNJ9Cwij
— Shreyas Reddy (@shreyas_k_reddy) July 23, 2021
He’s back. Equally oiled. Pita Taufatofua from Tonga. 😀 #Olympics #OpeningCeremony pic.twitter.com/HgKNI5XbA0
— Goran (@GoranVR) July 23, 2021
Pita Taufatofua’s oiled up chest at every #olympics is the consistency we need and deserve #OpeningCeremony pic.twitter.com/tS4jTFOKy9
— Jamie Blynn (@jamieblynn) July 23, 2021
I Am Hollering…Bathong This Island Guy Is HOT🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯 Pita Taufatofua #OpeningCeremony pic.twitter.com/JyBG2papCQ
— GontseLeroleFan (@FanGontse) July 23, 2021
Grab The Coconut Oil, Pita Taufatofua Is Going Back To The Olympics
Pita Taufatofua, whose shirtless entrance at the opening ceremonies of the past two Olympic Games nearly broke the internet, will be oiling up again for his third Olympics. The 36-year-old athlete from Tonga recently qualified for the 2020 Games in Tokyo having clinched a spot in taekwondo at a qualifying event in Australia.
He told The Guardian at the time, “No one had ever heard of Tonga! We were like, how is this even possible?” The island nation of nearly 100,000 people sits on a group of islands east of Australia.
Tongan Olympian Pita Taufatofua Goes Shirtless For PyeongChang Closing Ceremonies
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| Summer & Winter Olympian Pita Taufatofua |
Ah, yeah.
I knew everyone’s favorite Olympian from Tonga – Pita Taufatofua – wouldn’t let us down for the closing ceremonies of the 2018 Winter Olympics.
The unlikely Winter Olympian, Tonga’s second ever, oiled up once again for the closing ceremonies in PyeongChang today.
After capturing the world’s attention in the 2016 Rio Summer Games, Pita decided he wouldn’t wait four more years to compete at the Olympics again. Instead, he learned to cross-country ski from scratch in the course of a year and qualified for these Winter Games.
Check my full report on his incredible, inspiring story here.
Did he think he’d medal? No.
But watch this interview below as he explains that, for him, the journey was about getting out of comfort zones and inspiring others to do the same.
This is Olympic spirit.
You go, Pita. I’m still cheering for you.
Tongan flag bearer @PitaTaufatofua on what the spirit of the #Olympics is to him. ❤️ pic.twitter.com/yzXWbXlT0u— NBC Olympics (@NBCOlympics) February 12, 2018
Shirtless Tongan Pita Taufatofua Finishes His Cross-Country Ski Olympic Event
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| Pita Taufatofua |
Pita Taufatofua, who competed at the 2016 Summer Olympics in Taekwondo and in the last year learned cross-country skiing in 2017 to compete in the PyeongChang Winter Olympics, finally ran his race today.
Exalting that he “finished the race and didn’t ski into a tree,” the handsome Tongan gratefully accepted his 114th place finish in the men’s 15KM Free, which wasn’t last!
Pita finished 23 minutes behind gold medal winner Dario Cologna, but ahead of Sebastian Uprimny of Colombia and German Madrazo from Mexico.
In case you missed it, check out my report on Pita’s incredible journey to the Winter Olympics here.
Two days ago, Pita shared his strategy with USA Today, “First step, finish before they turn the lights off. That’s number one. Don’t ski into a tree. That’s number two.”
On Instagram, Pita posted the photo above with this message:
“Couldn’t be happier! Got my best time, finished the race and didn’t ski into a tree! But more importantly, I got to share the experience with all our friends from the other exotic countries who never gave up! Soo much respect to them, the medalists and all athletes from around the world who represented their countries with pride”
Pita had this inspiring message for his home country:
Pita Taufatofua, the shirtless Tongan flag bearer, is the true embodiment of the Olympic spirit ❤️ #WinterOlympics pic.twitter.com/Vi1zrqwZX9— NBC Olympics (@NBCOlympics) February 16, 2018
Couldn’t be happier! Got my best time, finished the race and didn’t ski into a tree! But more importantly I got to share the experience with all our friends from the other exotic countries who never gave up! Soo much respect to them, the medalists and all athletes from around the world who represented their countries with pride!A post shared by Pita Taufatofua (Pita T) (@pita_tofua) on Feb 16, 2018 at 5:58am PST
Pita was at the finish line to cheer his friend German Madrazo to the end:
Because he is my friend….A post shared by Pita Taufatofua (Pita T) (@pita_tofua) on Feb 16, 2018 at 9:42am PST
Not many people saw how hard he fought for the privilege to be called an Olympian. I did, I was there everyday watching and fighting with him. He spoke highly of his love for his family, for his maker and for his Country. I have so much respect for this man. #Mexico #Family @german_madrazoA post shared by Pita Taufatofua (Pita T) (@pita_tofua) on Feb 16, 2018 at 9:55am PST
Shirtless Tongan Athlete Is Back For 2018 Winter Olympics
One of the highlights of 2016 Summer Olympics was Pita Taufatofua, flag bearer for Tonga, during the opening ceremony. The moment he entered the Maracanã Stadium for the Parade of Nations he became a media sensation.
Wearing just a necklace and traditional ta’ovala, a Tongan mat, his muscled, oiled body and handsome face captured the world’s attention.
Representing the tiny South Pacific nation in taekwondo, Taufatofua was unfortunately eliminated in his first bout.
But, as I recently reported, the Tongan athlete decided he didn’t want to wait four years to compete at the Olympics again so in an improbable and incredible journey he learned how to cross-country ski in one year.
He traveled the world to participate in qualifying races and, amazingly, finds himself at the 2018 Winter Olympics as only the second athlete from Tonga to ever qualify for a Winter Games.
And he didn’t disappoint during the opening ceremonies today as he once again carried his country’s flag (yes, shirtless) during the Parade of Nations.
This guy just kills me. True Olympic spirit.
— Tūmanako Moskal (@HopeMoskal) February 9, 2018
It’s 22 degrees in PeoyongChang, but Tonga’s Pita Taufatofua is still shirtless. Amazing pic.twitter.com/99lZW5hGJx— Hunter Schwarz (@hunterschwarz) February 9, 2018
When you’re slowly losing your dick to frostbite but ya gotta smile at the camera.#Tonga#WinterOlympics2018#OpeningCeremony
pic.twitter.com/xKEeVo81Tg— Greg Hogben (@MyDaughtersArmy) February 9, 2018
Podcast: Shirtless 2016 Summer Olympian Heading To 2018 Winter Olympics; A Giant In The World Of HIV/AIDS Passes
In this week’s podcast:
• Remember shirtless, hunky, handsome 2016 Taekwondo Summer Olympian Pita Taufatofua? He’s making his bid to become the first Winter Olympian from Tonga and his story is truly inspiring (Link to his GoFundMe campaign here).
• U.S. Olympic Figure skater Adam Rippon is not having Vice President Pence.
• A giant in the world of HIV/AIDS, Dr. Mathilde Krim, passed away this week at the age of 91.
• Bob Smith, the trailblazing first-out standup comedian on The Tonight Show, passed away at 59.
• West Point Chapel celebrated its first same-sex wedding between active duty service members.
All that and more in this episode of The Randy Report.
Tonga’s Summer Olympic Sensation Pita Taufatofua Incredible Bid For 2018 Winter Olympic Games
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| Pita Taufatofua at the 2016 Summer Olympics |
Now, many of you will remember how the world stopped when hunky, handsome, coconut-oiled Pita Taufatofua of Tonga made his entrance at the opening ceremony of the 2016 Summer Olympics carrying his country’s flag.
After two previous attempts to qualify, Pita made it to the Summer Olympics to compete in Taekwondo. Unfortunately, he was eliminated early in Rio.
But his good looks and upbeat personality definitely made an impression on the world. He was featured on NBC’s The Today Show and in the games’ closing ceremonies.
Four months later, he announced to his burgeoning social media that he wasn’t waiting four years for the next Summer Olympics. He decided to pick a winter sport and qualify for the Winter Olympics Games in Pyeongchang.
He picked cross-country skiing.
Now, living in Brisbane, Australia, with no snow nearby presented an obvious challenge.
That and the fact that he’d never picked up a pair of skis.
But Pita was a man on a mission.
Over the course of a year, Pita would need to drop 30 pounds from his muscular Taekwondo physique and learn to ski in tropical weather.
Instead of driving long hours to the nearest mountain in the winter, he worked out on the beach with roller-skis.
According to the Wall Street Journal which has chronicled this story in detail, there’s an Olympic rules loophole that didn’t require him to ski on snow. After the Sochi games, the International Ski Federation changed its rules to allow points from roller-skiing events to count towards cross-country skiing.
To just qualify for the 2018 Olympic games, Pita needed five finishes that satisfied a formula designed to keep newbies like him out of the Olympics. In a truly herculean effort, Pita achieved four qualifying finishes during a week of roller-skiing in Colombia this winter.
But Pita found himself one finish short. And there were no more roller-skiing events left.
Pita raised funds via GoFundMe (Tongan culture frowns heavily on asking for support) and headed to Austria to train with a real coach in the snow.
With only six weeks to the 2018 Winter Games, there was a lot to be learned: basics like letting a faster skier pass you and knowing the different kinds of wax for your skis depending on conditions like dry snow, wet snow, hard snow, soft snow. Pita only had a stick of snowboard wax purchased on eBay.
In late December, Pita used the last of his money to compete in the final races of the season in Europe. But being new to the pace, altitude, and conditions of actual cross-country skiing he fell short.
Choosing a race in Armenia over Croatia didn’t give him the results he so badly needed. Pita only had “hard track” skis and the night before the event a blanket of powder snow fell on the track.
In a harrowing journey he shared on his Instagram, he decided to make a mad dash to that final Croatian race. With no flights nearby, Pita traveled six hours via taxi.
After racing across 5 countries over 24 hours to Istanbul Airport, he arrived at the gate 15 minutes before his flight was scheduled to depart.
But – Turkish Airlines had closed the gate and would not allow him on the plane. Truly heartbreaking.
He posted a photo of his airline ticket in hand from the airport gate with the plane in the background.
In truth, I read Pita’s post six days ago and marveled at his world-class determination. This IS Olympic spirit. Sitting at my desk, I sat back and applauded all this incredible effort.
And then.
This morning my blogger buddy Larry at The OUTFront sent me a link to the next ‘straight-out-of-the-movies’ chapter that had escaped me. Total props to Larry for following through.
A few days after missing his flight, Pita heard “whispers” of one more qualifying race near the Arctic Circle in northern Iceland. Over two days, he and his friends tried to reach the event even under the downpour of a massive snowstorm.
Reaching the event, the storm continued. But Pita used the time to keep conditioning himself indoors.
I know you’re waiting for me to type the words, so here you go via Pita:
“On the last day of my Olympic qualification, at the end of the world, I said a little prayer before my race and then a miracle happened! TONGA IS GOING TO THE WINTER OLYMPICS! 🇹🇴 Mathew 17:20 -Faith”
Technically, the only thing left is for Tonga to name him to the Olympic team but considering there are no other Tongan skiers, I think he has this.
He will be the first Tongan skier in Winter Olympics history. Tonga’s only previous Winter Olympian was Fuahea Semi who finished 32nd out of 39 in the men’s luge event four years ago at the Sochi Games.
However, other countries have Olympic Federations and support groups but not Tonga. Pita will have to fund his own way to South Korea.
If you are so inclined, I urge you to donate anything you might feel appropriate to his GoFundMe here.
If anyone has ever demonstrated Olympic “can-do” spirit, it’s this guy.
Check out his Instagram journey below.
News Round-Up: October 25, 2016
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| Pita Taufatofua |
Some news stories you may have missed:
• Tonagan Olympian Pita Taufatofua is still dancing in our dreams.
• Sen. Marco Rubio booed off the stage by Hispanic crowd at a campaign stop in Orlando, Florida.
• Professional d*ck Sean Hannity promises to fly Obama and family to Kenya on the condition they “can’t come back.”
• The Cook Political Report predicts Democrats will regain control of the U.S. Senate by picking up 5-7 seats this election cycle.
• In a blow to the RNC, the Trump campaign says it’s done with high-dollar fundraising events. “We’ve kind of wound down.”
• The Real O’Neals “Kenny” gets ready to celebrate his first Halloween as an openly gay teen – “The Gay Super Bowl!”

