News Round-Up: May 16, 2017

Some news items you may have missed:

• Summer’s almost here and the pool is calling my name 🙂

• Hillary Clinton has launched a new political group, Onward Together, dedicated to supporting groups that encourage people to organize and run for office.

• Joining Will & Grace on the reboot trail, 80s/90s hit sitcom Roseanne is coming back in 2018 complete with the original stars.

• President Trump broke with bipartisan tradition by introducing politics into his speech as he addressed the 36th Annual National Peace Officers’ Memorial Service on Monday by attacking political opponents. The Trumpster even threw a campaign hat to the son of a fallen police officer during the speech.

• A Florida man is accused of second-degree murder in the choking death of his girl friend. He claims his gf accidentally died performing oral sex due to his huge endowment. His lawyer now wants the jury to see the man’s penis to prove their case. #Seriously

• Longtime Trump pal Roger Stone says the president’s cabinet is plotting to accuse the Donald of having Alzheimers in order to invoke the 25th Amendment and remove his from office. I have seen several opinions expressing the idea that Trump might be coping with some kind of mental issue, so…

• Why is it I can imagine those One Million Moms’ heads exploding over this new ad spot from Liquid-Plumr?

Wrestler Underestimates The Power Of His Opponent’s Penis

Wrestler Joey Ryan wins his wrestling match through sheer penis power

If you’ve ever been fascinated by the acting skills of pro wrestlers, check this out.

Wrestler Joey Ryan wins his match merely by flexing his penis.

From the NY Daily News:

The competition to find a finishing move better than Joey Ryan’s is gonna be stiff.

The wrestler won his match with Danshoku Dino in Osaka, Japan, by using penis power. Dino grabbed Ryan’s crotch and the mustached mauler disapprovingly shook his head — “No, no, no,” he said — before flexing his penis and dropping Dino in pain.

Why didn’t he just let go? It’s pro wrestling, that’s why. And if he let go, we wouldn’t have this clip.

(h/t JMG)