News Round-Up: March 25, 2021

Joe Jonas of the Jonas Brothers
Joe Jonas (image via Instagram)
Some news items you might have missed: • Socialite Life: Joe Jonas (above), of the Jonas Brothers, has NOT been a gym slug during the pandemic. All props to him and his many abs on display in this selfie from Instagram. • Edge Media: Police officers in the virulently anti-LGBTQ country of Chechnya arrested 20 relatives of two gay brothers who had fled persecution in the Russian province. • Laughing Squid: The Melodica Bros created this truly beguiling and compelling cover version of the traditionally upbeat anthem “Y.M.C.A” by the Village People. This version features a change from major to minor, a slower tempo, and a quiet performance that included an acoustic guitar and a double bass. I love reinvention when well-done.

The Advocate: Arkansas Gov. Asa Hutchinson signed a bill into law today that will bar transgender student athletes from competing under their gender identity. In a statement, Hutchinson said that female athletes “should not have to compete in a sport against a student of the male sex when the sport is designed for women’s competition.” • CNN: The Republican-controlled Georgia legislature quickly passed a sweeping elections law that substantially reduces voter access. The Georgia bill would limit drop boxes, make giving food or drinks to a voter a crime, & grant state officials broad rights, including the ability to replace local election officials. • Variety: Late-night host and comedian Jay Leno has issued an apology for decades of jokes told over his career targeting Asian communities.

New Jonas Bros Video Offers A Thigh-Full

Nick Jonas channels his best Risky Business
The Jonas Brothers lose their pants in their latest music video, “What a Man Gotta Do,” and we ain’t mad. The video features the JoBros paying homage to their favorite rom-coms beginning with Nick Jonas (and his thick thighs) slip-sliding in his socks and button-down shirt channeling his best Tom Cruise in Risky Business.

It’s kind of hard to concentrate as Nick offers up some serious thigh-candy while wife Priyanka giggles from the couch. Joe Jonas and wife Sophie strut out their best John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John impersonations in a Grease-inspired dance-off complete with updated hand-jive.
Joe Jonas goes pants-less
Kevin Jonas goes full-on John Cusack standing outside Danielle’s bedroom window with a boombox lifted overhead a la Say Anything. Eventually, Kevin and Joe end up pants-less like Nick, which makes the music video that much better. All in all, it’s a fun diversion for a Friday. And, considering the video has nearly 5 million views in less than a day, it’s pretty safe to say we’re not the only ones who think so. With its oh-so-catchy hook, the pop track is sure to be a hit…and did we mention the music video?

Just Because: Joe Jonas

Joe Jonas, one-time Disney golden boy, has found his own grown-up groove with band DNCE.

Check out his edgy photo shoot for Flaunt here.

I’ve been so busy looking at him the past couple of years, I forget DNCE had a yuuuge debut hit, “Cake By The Ocean.”

Do a little #TBT and catch that music video below (over 250 million views).

News Round-Up: November 23, 2016

Joe Jonas

Some news stories you may have missed:

• Hunky Joe Jonas on gay rumors: “The gay community is something that is close to my heart, so I don’t mind. Hey, if they wanna think I’m gay, it’s fun.”

• Democrat Harold Ford Jr., who served 5 terms as congressman for Tennessee, in the mix to possibly join the Trump administration cabinet, perhaps as Transportation Secretary.

• Twitter bans neo-Nazi/white supremacist Tila Tequila for hate speech honoring Donald Trump.

• Green Party presidential candidate calls for recount in Wisconsin, Michigan and Pennsylvania over evidence of hacking in the vote count.

• The Trump Foundation admits to illegally using charity funds to pay for personal items for The Donald. Yet another legal dodge for ‘Don the Con.’

• Just in time for the holiday! For the low, low price of $149 you too can adorn your Christmas tree with this collectible Donald Trump “Make America Great Again” red hat ornament. Who spends $149 on a piece of crap Christmas tree ornament? Oh – people who vote for idiots.


Joe Jonas Back On The Market With Swanky New Bachelor Pad

‘Back on the market’ Joe Jonas celebrated his newfound freedom from model Gigi Hadid by renting a cool bachelor pad near Runyon Canyon.

Joe recently sold his West Hollywood home, which only bought last year.

According to AirBNB, the new digs rent for about $71,000 a month, and offers 7 bedrooms with canyon views.

Jonas celebrated the Thanksgiving holiday in the new temporary home with bro Nick and friends, posting the pic below on his Instagram.

A photo posted by J O E J O N A S (@joejonas) on Nov 26, 2015 at 3:32pm PST

Jonas Brothers cancel 19 city tour over argument

Not sure what happened, but it looks like a disagreement over this past weekend resulted in the Jonas Brothers tour (slated to start this coming Friday) has been cancelled.

From the Today Show:

Spokesman Jesse Derris confirmed a report by People magazine that there was a “deep rift” in the group, and a “big disagreement over their music direction.”

According to the magazine, a weekend argument among brothers Nick, Joe and Kevin Jonas resulted in the tour’s cancellation.

The tour was scheduled to begin Friday. As of Wednesday afternoon, the Jonas Brothers website was still advertising the 19 concerts and still allowed visitors to click through to buy tickets.

Ticket holders should instead seek a refund wherever they bought their tickets, Derris told TODAY.
The Jonas Brothers won the breakthrough artist honor at the 2008 American Music Awards. In 2008 and 2009, they starred in their own Disney Channel original series.

The Jonas Brothers talk gay rumors and twerking in OUT Magazine

The Jonas Brothers pose for and chat with OUT Magazine about their new music, gay rumors and getting older as a boy band
Pictured (from left): Joe, Kevin, and Nick Jonas | Photography by Kai Z Feng

Out Magazine has released pics and a “behind the scenes” video from the recent photo shoot with the Jonas Brothers.

In the accompanying Q&A the brothers address taking time off, gay rumors and how much “twerking” is enough…

• On taking time off to focus on solo projects:

Kevin: For seven years, it was nonstop. We had moments where we got frustrated with one another and we really just needed time alone. You can imagine what it’s like for a band to be together all the time, but imagine if they’re family, too. Taking that break was so nice because we worked our asses off, but we did things for ourselves. Then, we came back at the right time to do this all over again.

• Addressing the constant rumors of “boy banders” being gay:

Joe: We have a lot of gay friends and gay fans. It’s a boy band stereotype; people assume, but we don’t take offense.

Nick: Prior to us being a band, I was a super theater geek. I loved theater and I still do, and I care about fashion, and I care about a lot of things that I feel like stereotypes are attached to.

Joe: [Being in Out] is a moment for us for sure. We keep saying, “Well, it’s about time.”

• On whether twerking has reached a saturation point:

Joe: I’m great [with twerking]. I’m with it.

Nick: I’m against it. I’ve just reached my limit. It’s just done. It’s too much.

Joe: Bring it on. I’m a fan. I just think it’s appropriate for the right people. Not everyone can twerk.

Nick: Anybody that’s on Diplo’s page — have you seen his Instagram? It’s impressive.

Kevin: I’m straight down the middle. The right amount at the right time.

Nick Jonas and his biceps in a solo pose from OUT Magazine's feature on The Jonas Brothers