Funny Or Die: will.i.am ft Apl.de.ap and Liane V – “GRAB’m By The PU$$Y”

You’ll recall that when Donald Trump’s now infamous “grab ’em by the pussy” hot-mic video appeared, many of his surrogates tried to blame his language on rap music.

Cue rapper will.i.am of the Black Eyed Peas  and Funny Or Die to bring his rap version of “Donald T Rump” to life.

“When I’m president I won’t be like Obama / If anyone talks shit about me, I’ll bomb ’em / I’m grabbin’ that pussy like there’s no tomorrow / And if we have problems with Russia, I’ll bomb ’em,” will.i.am rapped wearing a blond Trump wig.

Singer Liane V. steps in for Democrat Hillary Clinton, and just like Hillary, she trumps Trump’s lowdown by going high:

“I’m a woman and I’m strong / And don’t you forget it / Because I am intelligent / I’m somebody’s daughter / I’m somebody’s boss / I could be the next president / So give me the respect now!”

Throughout, will.i.am beats his chest with, “I’m a star ’cause I made it / I’m rich and I’m famous / Donald Trump said to grab you by the p—– / Donald Trump said to grab you by the p—–.”

It’s not all funny parody though. Don’t miss will.i.am’s very serious message at the end of the video. “This is not a circus, a TV show or a movie. This is real life with real life problems. We need a leader that not only will lead America but will help heal the world,” he said, adding “When you vote, please vote for the candidate that can do that, and it’s obvious – it’s Hillary.”

Parody: Funny Or Die’s Take On “Donald Trump’s THE ART OF THE DEAL: The Movie”

Funny Or Die has produced a full-on parody movie of Donald Trump’s book, The Art of the Deal starring Johnny Depp as the Trumpster.

Via press release:

In 1988 Donald Trump wrote, directed, and starred in a made-for-TV movie based on his bestselling book ‘The Art of the Deal.’ When the film was bumped because Monday Night Football ran long, the furious Trump pulled the movie, obscuring it from the general public for decades. Now Funny Or Die has unearthed this delightfully dated masterpiece for the world to see.

The movie stars Johnny Depp as Donald Trump, Patton Oswalt as Merv Griffin, Henry Winkler as Mayor Ed Koch, Michaela Watkins as Ivana Trump, and also features Alfred Molina, Andy Richter, Jack McBrayer, Robert Morse, Jacob Tremblay, Ron Funches, Stephen Merchant, Paul Scheer, Rob Huebel, Jason Mantzoukas, Kristen Schaal, and ALF. Kenny Loggins, ’80s soundtrack virtuoso, performs the film’s original theme song. The movie was directed by Jeremy Konner (Drunk History) and written by Joe Randazzo (The Onion, @midnight), with an intro from Ron Howard.

Check out the trailer below, and watch the full flick here.

Funny Or Die: Colton Haynes On Male Model Inequality

Beautiful do-gooders Colton Haynes (Arrow) & Cody Horn (Magic Mike) are taking a stand against a serious injustice occurring in today’s workplace.

Says Colton in this Funny Or Die clip:

“I thought these cheekbones were gonna take me all the way! But in July, Fortune magazine published an article that said that the highest paid female model earns 95 percent more than the highest paid male model! Men earning less than women but doing the same work? How long has this been going on? Do other male models know about this?”

Not sure how funny this is, but it’s always nice to take a break and look at Colton’s handsome face.

Parody: “Clerks And Recreation”

So, I guess it’s just a “Funny Sunday” kind of day.

A second video skewering Ms. Kim Davis of Kentucky demands to be posted.

This one from Funny Or Die, which splices scenes from NBC’s Parks and Recreation with actual footage of the Kentucky County bigot clerk refusing to issue a same-sex couple their marriage license.

Here I give you Clerks and Recreation.

As Nick Offerman’s “Ron Swanson” ruminates, “She’s a grade A bitch. Every time she laughs, an angel dies.”

Funny.

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Clerks And Recreation with Kim Davis
Kentucky county clerk Kim Davis refuses to issue same-sex marriage licenses. She’s just lucky she doesn’t have to answer to Ron Swanson and Leslie Knope.
Posted by Funny Or Die on Wednesday, September 2, 2015

The Duggars Respond To Sexual Abuse Debacle

From Funny Or Die, this parody is actually more funny in that the two actors are pretty much telling the true story of the Josh Duggar scandal.

Clip description: Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar, stars of 19 Kids and Counting, finally come forward to tell their side of totally covering up their son Josh’s sexual molestation scandal.

Lindsay Lohan and Billy Eichner destroy a HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER car

Lindsay Lohan and Billy Eichner are very upset about the end of ‘How I Met Your Mother.’

Watch them let out their feelings by destroying a car wrapped in the stars of the HIMYM.

Billy says, “How dare you upset Lindsay Lohan?”

Lindsay’s response? – “I worked with Lily Tomlin!!!!”

Is this funny?

From “Funny Or Die.”