A new poll finds one in four Americans believe the White House Correspondents’ Dinner shooting in April was staged. Continue reading “Poll: 1 In 4 Americans Believe WHCD Shooting Was Staged”
Trump Pretends To Work A Shift At McDonalds
In an effort to troll VP Kamala Harris, Donald Trump pretended to man the fry station yesterday at a McDonald’s in suburban Philly that was closed to the public. Continue reading “Trump Pretends To Work A Shift At McDonalds”
Fake George Santos Tells More Truth Than The Real Thing

Bar Owner Busted For Selling Fake Vaccination Cards
A bar owner in California’s Central Valley has been arrested for selling fake COVID-19 vaccination cards. From NBC News:
Charges against Todd Anderson, 59, include identity theft, forging government documents, and falsifying medical records, according to a statement from San Joaquin District Attorney Tori Verber Salazar.
An investigation was opened after California’s Department of Alcoholic Beverage Control received a complaint about fake cards being sold at the Old Corner Saloon in Clements, about 40 miles southeast of Sacramento.
Anderson was also found with a loaded unregistered firearm, a felony, during his arrest.
Charges included falsifying medical records and several counts of identity theft. Just get the shot, folks…
Arizona Republican Congresswoman Busted For Fake Compliments On Social Media
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| Republican Rep. Martha McSally |
Arizona congresswoman Martha McSally (R) got caught trying to compliment herself after posting a simple video status update regarding Arizonans’ service during the Vietnam War a couple of days ago.
The problem came when McSally (or whoever does her social media) forgot to switch accounts before posting some sock-puppetry praise.
The comment was deleted shortly thereafter.
McSally is campaigning for the U.S. Senate seat being vacated by Jeff Flake. Her fellow nutjob GOPers vying for the spot include former sheriff Joe Arpaio and Arizona State Senator Kelli Ward.
How embarrassing.
Amateurs.
Hey @RepMcSally, call your digital director and tell them to remember to switch accounts before posting fake compliments to your Facebook. #azsen pic.twitter.com/8hvhMQc17y— Joshua Karp (@JoshuaKarp) March 19, 2018
Leaked Script: What The Trump Campaign Wants Black Voters To Hear
Republican presidential candidate has spent a lot of time talking about African-Americans and their lives in the U.S. during the last few weeks in hopes of courting their votes.
However, what he has not done is actually go into a black community or church and address those voters face to face.
Tomorrow, Trump will sit down with Bishop Wayne T. Jackson for a one on one interview that will air on Bishop Jackson’s cable TV network, Impact Network.
The New York Times is reporting today, however, that Trump’s side of the interview will be rehearsed. In fact, the campaign has already written his script for him.
Jackson apparently sent the list of planned questions to Trump days in advance of the sit down, and the NY Times has obtained a document containing Trump’s carefully crafted answers.
An eight-page draft script obtained by The New York Times shows 12 questions that Bishop Wayne T. Jackson, the pastor, intends to ask Mr. Trump in the taped question-and-answer session, as well as the responses Mr. Trump is being advised to give.
The proposed answers were devised by aides working for the Trump campaign and the Republican National Committee, according to an official who has been involved in the planning but declined to be identified while speaking about confidential strategy.
Given the importance of Donald J. Trump’s visit to a black church, the Trump campaign went so far as to script Mr. Trump’s answers to the church’s pastor’s questions, which were submitted in advance. A draft of the script was obtained by The New York Times.
The document includes the exact wording of answers the aides are proposing for Mr. Trump to give to questions about police killings, racial tension and the perception among many black voters that he and the Republican Party are racist, among other topics.
According to reports, the scripted answers are light on policy, and written with the hope that Trump will be able to avoid the stumbles he’s encountered in the past when asked about his faith.
Fake Hillary Email Sends Trump Followers Into Frenzy
A wannabe Trump troll really got the more gullible Trumpers in a frenzy today as they breathlessly retweeted what they believed was “proof” that Hillary Clinton was paying off pollsters to show her leading in the race for the White House.
A sad little Twitterer who goes by the handle “MassRafTer” posted the poorly Photoshopped image above trying to pass it off as a communication between the Hillary Clinton campaign and Public Policy Polling.
The truly cringeworthy aspect of the exercise was in seeing how many Trumpers believed the “fake email.”
The next thing you know, Donald Trump Jr. retweeted the post and folks lost their minds. Mainly because Don Jr. fell for a such a badly done fake.
Even Public Policy Polling got into the fun by retweeting an Upworthy writer who called Jr. out for his naivete.
Fake GOP Candidate Beats Jeb Bush In New Hampshire Straw Poll
You really have to watch the “campaign ad” below. Brilliant.
From TIME:
Played by actor Frank Ridley, Fulbright is a mock-candidate who skewers typical politicians for Represent.us, a nonpartisan group that is pushing for campaign finance reform. He’s not even on the ballot anywhere.
But after he gave a stump speech cracking jokes about Republican candidates at the libertarian Republican Liberty Caucus’s national convention in Nashua, Fulbright beat some of them in the straw poll.
“Face it, I am a puppet for special interests and lobbyists,” Fulbright said. “And I will break any campaign promises that rub my donors the wrong way.”
Fulbright picked up a dozen votes, putting him way behind Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul, who won with 445 votes, according to the New Hampshire Union Leader. But that was still ahead of former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush, South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham and former New York Gov. George Pataki.
Dennis Quaid Freaks Out Onset
Faux Tea Party Reporter Susie Sampson Reports On Same-Sex Marriage
Faux Tea Party reporter Susie Sampson hits the streets to take the public temperature on same-sex marriage.
The “City of God” t-shirt guy is pretty interesting…
