Donald Trump Presidential Campaign Wrapped Up In One Ad

Pretty much says it all.

From Jimmy Kimmel:

The strangest thing about Donald Trump being on top of the polls for a full month now is that apart from his plan to build a wall to keep Mexicans out, we know absolutely nothing about what he would do as President.

Ordinarily people running for President tell us what they would do if they got the job, but Donald Trump has a much broader approach.

Trailer: Vampire Strippers Must Die!

So, it appears if you can’t make it with the world famous Chippendales, you might end up in a male revue touring Romania.

Of course, there’s always that pesky vampire problem there.

Here’s the synopsis for the over-the-top comedy flick from the project’s Indiegogo page:

While the Chips perform in London, Paris, and Milan, the men of OVERNIGHT MALE are stuck playing low rent beer bars in Bulgaria. And after six weeks on tour, everyone is getting cranky. The straight strippers and the gay strippers are ready to kill each other, and the only thing holding the group together is their geeky and resourceful tour manager, Jake. No matter what Eastern Europe throws at them, Jake’s been able to handle it: aggressive fans, thieving bar owners, broken buses, and even the occasional need for bail money.

Vampires, though? That’s a new one…

Vampire Strippers Must Die! is a zany comedy about a group of American male strippers on tour in Eastern Europe who are forced to battle an army of bloodsucking undead. It features great dance numbers, epic fight scenes, and lots of funny character moments.

As silly as it all may seem, the project has real talent lined up: the script for Vampire Strippers Must Die! won first place at the New York Gay & Lesbian Film Festival’s screenplay competition.

Additionally, this will be the third feature film from writer-director, Keith Hartman. His first two flicks, You Should Meet My Son! and Real Heroes, won “Best Picture” at nine film festivals, as well as awards for “Best Director”, “Best Screenplay’, and several “Best Actor” awards for members of the cast.

Oh – and a costume designer who’s won “Best in Show” at the San Diego Comic Con Masquerade – four times.

Check out the trailer below.

Madonna Makes Her Debut As Stand Up Comedian On The Tonight Show

After lamenting that her world tour extravaganzas are a lot of work to do and cost mucho to create, Madonna admitted to being a “closet comedian.”

So, Jimmy Fallon enticed her to make her debut as a stand up comedian.

She’s not unfunny. Most of her routine revolved around jokes about her younger boyfriends.

Billy Eichner Hits The Streets Of NYC With David Letterman

Billy Eichner and David Letterman leave the comfort of the Ed Sullivan Theater to ask New Yorkers, “What should David Letterman do next?”

My favorite thing about the whole bit is how calm New Yorkers are at seeing one of the most famous men in television. So non-plussed.

Except the last woman – her screaming is better than Billy Eichner.

How To Sound Smart While Saying Nothing

I was just discussing this dynamic with someone this week. A few words, gestures, timing – it can all add up. To nothing 🙂

At TEDxNewYork, Will Stephen sounds smart saying nothing.

It is virtuoso nonsense.

The professional comedian has studied many, many presentations to figure out just what makes a speaker sound brilliant (hint: it has a lot to do with tone, gestures and pauses) — even if their message is not.

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Jon Stewart Announces Departure From The Daily Show Later This Year

Jon Stewart announced today that he plans to leave his post as host of Comedy Central’s “The Daily Show” later this year.

For fifteen years Jon Stewart has demonstrated his comedic genius on the subject of politics and the daily news cycle.  Folks can joke all they want, but he will be missed.

Comedy Central issued this statement via Twitter:

Parody: George Takei’s “My Husband’s Not Straight”

You knew a parody of the recent TLC show, My Husband’s Not Gay, would land eventually.

And thanks to George Takei, My Husband’s Not Straight has arrived.

From the YouTube description: “Some friends of mine had fun lampooning My Husband’s Not Gay on TLC, which showcases gays in Salt Lake who are married to women. What if straight men tried the same in a gay world? Have a look friends.”