Report: Kristi Noem’s Hubby Has Secret Double Life

Kristi Noem’s really bad month just got worse.

Earlier today, The Daily Mail reported that Bryon Noem, husband of former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, leads something of a double life online where he dons fake boobs and skintight leggings to chat with adult performers.

Right up front I’m going to say I don’t judge anyone’s personal kink. But it sure seems inconvenient for the former secretary as this doesn’t really fit the perfectly crafted conservative image she likes to project.

Details via Mediaite:

In a jaw-dropping report, The Daily Mail’s chief investigate reporter Josh Boswell and senior reporter Ben Ashford published several photos of a man, identified by the newspaper as Noem, posing for the camera in large fake breasts and hotpants while pouting.

The two reporters also spoke to several fetish models who claimed to have had an online relationship with Noem involving “bimbofication” – a kink centered around women becoming real life Barbie dolls with gigantic proportions.

Noem – who reportedly made thousands of dollars in payments to sex workers – allegedly asked one fetish model to turn him “into a girl,” before asking her whether he should “put on leggings.”

The report went on to say Noem “lavished praise on their surgically-enhanced bodies, confessed his lust for ‘huge, huge ridiculous boobs,’ and even made indiscreet remarks about his 34-year marriage to former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi.”

Noem allegedly paid out at least $25,000 to online sex workers, according to the Mail.

The report goes on to note that Noem apparently didn’t do much to conceal his identity or relationship with his infamous wife, giving women his phone number with a voicemail message which identified his business.

Hours later, The New York Post reported that “Ms. Noem is devastated. The family was blindsided by this, and they ask for privacy and prayers at the time.”

I hope she receives the same sympathy she showed immigrant mothers.

Kristi Noem weighs in on report husband lives cross-dressing double life: ‘The family was blindsided by this’ https://t.co/UOis9YJGLw pic.twitter.com/b7Ohxk2VcQ

— New York Post (@nypost) March 31, 2026

Even far-right loon Laura Loomer chimed in saying, “This has been known by Trump world since the campaign.”

But wait! There’s more!!!

Axios reporter Marc Caputo shared on social media that he had been given a tip last month about Byron Noem’s online alter ego before the Daily Mail reported on his crossdressing habits Tuesday.

“‘Yeah, I got a weird lead,’ a source texted me Feb 13,“ Caputo shared on X. ”They said an immigrant sex worker, possibly in the country illegally, wanted to go public about Noem’s husband using her services online —it was vengeance for DHS’s immigration enforcement.”

Caputo goes on to say he didn’t follow up on the story because the source was anonymous.