Some news stories you may have missed:
• There’s a new book by Dr. Seuss – What Pet Should I Get? – for the first time in 25 years.
• This is the gayest workout I’ve ever seen – and I’ve seen some seriously gay things in my life.
• Donald Trump secures the highly coveted endorsement of Dennis Rodman.
• Big surprise! The Louisiana shooter was a fan of Hitler, the Tea Party and hated black people.
• John Cena’s performance in box office hit Trainwreck is a revelation.