
• Yahoo News: A teenage chess player who managed to beat a world champion last week denies rumors circulating on social media suggests that he tapped into a computer program using “wireless anal beads” that could secretly communicate winning moves to him. #WTF • Law and Crime: A California man has pleaded guilty to threatening a dictionary company and more. His threats against Merriam-Webster include: “I am going to shoot up and bomb your offices for lying and creating fake definitions in order to pander to the tranny mafia…I will assassinate your top editor.” • Men’s Variety: Being gay was completely cool with Vikings. 
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