Some news stories you might have missed: • The Advocate: Brigitte Bandit, a drag queen in Texas, received a bejeweled guitar from international superstar Dolly Parton on Friday while performing at a club, bookending a tumultuous year for the performer. https://www.instagram.com/p/C1dwfIGt3AR/ • Queerty: A Gucci ad featuring two men kissing has got homophobes’ Kmart panties in a bunch with some declaring they won’t buy Gucci products anymore. Anyone buy these idiots actually BUY Gucci…? • Kenneth-in-the-212: Dig out your old 1996 heartthrob calendars – folks just realized the dates of 2024 and 1996 are the same. 
• Huffpost: Talk show host Jimmy Kimmel threatened legal action against New York Jets quarterback Aaron Rodgers, who implied that Kimmel would be affected by the release of a list of associates of sex offender Jeffrey Epstein. • Las Vegas Review Journal: Deobra Redden, a three-time felon who has served time for domestic violence, leaped over the bench of Clark County Judge Mary Kay Holthus and started punching her after she denied him probation. God bless that court clerk. https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1742679875021058497 • New York Times: As expected, Donald Trump has asked the U.S. Supreme Court to keep him on the Colorado ballot after the state Supreme Court there ruled he is ineligible under Section 3 of the 14th Amendment. • JoeMyGod: A former Republican congresswoman who is running for her old seat in South Texas is being accused of regularly stealing photos of Mexican food from other social media accounts and passing them off as her own cooking. The micro-scandal has been dubbed “GrubGate” on social media. https://twitter.com/BradfordPearson/status/1742574213842497678
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